- Clawpurr

What Kind of Dog Are You in a Crisis?

We all have a little dog in us. Some of us are loyal protectors, some of us chase butterflies while the world burns. Answer these completely normal questions to reveal your canine crisis style—and maybe learn something wild about yourself along the way.

💡 No pressure. No lectures. Just a good time (with fur).

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You’re home alone and the fire alarm goes off. You:

Let’s say you’re alone. No humans. Just you, a house, and a very loud beep.

Alert everyone. Bark-bark-bark! Check for snacks, then casually exit. Assume it’s a test and go back to sleep. Panic… but cutely.

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Pick your snack of choice:

Let’s be honest—what you eat says a lot about your soul.

Organic jerky: You’re high-quality, baby Chicken nuggets: Chaos, comfort, and carbs Ice cubes: You think you're fancy and minimalist Mystery purse snack: No fear, only flavor

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You just saw someone drop their wallet. You…?

There’s $60 inside, a punch card for frozen yogurt, and a photo of their grandma.

Return it immediately like the law-abiding good dog you are Sniff it dramatically and then hand it over Take a peek at the cash first. Just sayin’. Pretend you didn’t see—you're not in the mood to deal

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What’s your vibe at brunch?

There’s mimosas, drama, and the check is coming.

You pay for everyone because love is real You Venmo request your friends before dessert arrives You showed up for the chaos and the memes You weren’t technically invited but here you are

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You forgot to check in with your best friend for 24 hours. They live alone with pets. What do you do?

They’ve gone radio silent. No texts. No posts. You’re getting that weird gut feeling.

Call immediately and, if no answer, start a group chat panic protocol Assume they’re just busy, but maybe text “u alive?” Check their stories before deciding if it’s serious Get distracted by your own life and totally forget 5 minutes later

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